I’m like ‘the Tea Party is racist’ and my friend is like ‘Kamau, you can’t call the Tea Party racist. They’re not all racist.’ And I was like, you know what, I don’t need the Tea Party to be 100% racist for me to feel perfectly fine calling them racist. I don’t need 100% racism in the group. It could be way less than 100%. 10% is plenty for me. If the Tea Party is 10% racist I feel comfortable labeling the whole group racist.
Let me explain how that works. If I offer you a shake, a milkshake. I say ‘would you like a milkshake?’ You go “yeah, sure I’d like a milkshake.” I go, ‘okay, here you go, but just so you know it’s 10% shit.’
Oh, now you suddenly you understand how it works. 10% is kinda a lot ain’t it. You go ‘uh oh, that’s too much shit in my shake.
How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
This is it. This is why tumblr was invented
My little girl’s favorite episode
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