Fawn the Feminist: If Banks Were Treated Like Women
Every time a bank is robbed, society would blame the bank. It’s the bank’s fault for looking like a bank. Banks should know that anytime someone sees a bank, they get an uncontrollable urge to rob it. It’s the bank’s fault for not taking precautions like having a security guard present and having bulletproof glass.
And if the bank does take precautions like having a security guard present and having bulletproof glass, society complains about them accusing everyone of being a robber.
If you didnt want to be robbed you shouldn’t have written “bank” on your sign.. you slut
People go to banks and get money all the time. If the bank didn’t want to be robbed, it shouldn’t have encouraged people by having all those transactions with others.
Besides, it was the banks fault for counting the money in front of other people - if it didn’t want to be robbed it shouldn’t make itself look so available. It’s like wearing a meat suit around a pack of wolves.
And doesn’t it piss you off that you’ve banked with them for years yet someone new comes in and gets a better interest rate than you?
(via geekscoutcookies)
